Bits and Bobs

Sorry that it's all been a bit quiet lately. Nothing too thrilling going on. At the moment it's all about second dates. Pilot Guy and Science Guy have asked me to go on second dates, so tomorrow I'm seeing Science Guy. We're off to get tapas. Now, I know what you're thinking. Why am I going on a date with him when I wasn't overly fussed last time? In all honesty, I think I'm bored. And I'd like to give him a second chance. I'm on Skype with him right now and he's having a bean salad. Little does he know that I'm writing this about him. Poor sod. 

I did go out with a male friend on Monday. I know him from school. We had a tiny thing when we were in college, and as he was known throughout the years as The Hottest Guy in the School, people applauded me when they found out. Even the cow who bullied me in year 7 said ‘well done’ for getting with him. We met up, he paid for a taxi to get across the city to my favourite restaurant. We had a lovely meal and catch up. He really is a darling! And then we went to the cinema and watched the Amazing Spiderman. And in all honesty, I don’t think the film lived up to its name. There was a Spiderman, alas, he was not amazing.

I don’t think you really understand how hot this guy is. I spoke to my best friend the following day and just giggled down the phone to her. I mean, he’s hot on his Facebook, but oh my gosh, in person this guy could be a model. And he gives really lovely cuddles. Giggle, giggle, giggle and so on and so forth.

So, who else is there? Oh guess who made a return today! That’s right – Lawyer Guy! He’s back in the city for a wedding and last minute this afternoon before he returns to the Lawyer Land of Cardiff, we decided to go to the cinema. On the way there conversation was once again polite. However, on the way back he decided to bring up his ex. Again. He started it by saying ‘I really like spending time with you *insert name here* and I think you’re really gorgeous and intelligent, but I thought that me and *insert ex’s name here* would get back together’. 

So…your point is what exactly? 

He even asked me for my advice. It seems that she has moved on and he’s too scared to start over again as a single man. I told him he needed to speak to her and blah blah blah. Why is he asking me for advice? 

He dropped me off, and I left the car without a kiss or a cuddle, but did tell him to call me if he wanted to speak. I am now an agony aunt which has pretty much been my role throughout my life with friends. I don’t mind it, but I don’t like it when he feels the need to say I’m this and I’m that. It will not break my heart if he’s not interested in me. You do not have to flatter me. I think that this man is just highly confused anyway. Nothing he said made much sense and he wasn’t really succinct. 

There is a new guy on the horizon…

NEW GUY ALERT! NEW GUY ALERT! NEW GUY ALERT! 

He used to work in a shop close to where my mother works and so I know him like that. We started with messages on Facebook, and now it’s turned into extremely naughty text messages. And I don’t mean leaving the milk out of the fridge overnight. Although, there’s nothing worse than warm milk. Eurgh!

The problem with this guy – Tattoo Guy – is that I know that he’s a complete and utter player. I don’t want to be just another notch on his bedpost. Hmm, where did that saying come from? 

(Looking for the origin of the phrase)

Well, I can’t find that. Anyway, I digress.

I’m really not that kind of girl. I’m really lovely. And modest too. But I don’t want him to think of me like that, which he will because that’s what he’s like. But then again, I mentioned to someone on Facebook about what he’s like reputation wise, and it was pointed out that it’s not such a bad thing.

Maybe that’s what I need. I just need a really good fuck buddy. How very American! He has offered his services and I shall be meeting him at some point this week. Not quite sure if it’ll be at his or not.

Apologies for this blog. It’s all a bit messy and unstructured, and it’s a bit of a catch up blog as I’ve not been online for a while.

Let’s see where this week takes us!

Also, this song reminds me so much of Maths Boy. Enjoy!