Wednesday, 2 January 2013

'Tis the season to be horny!

Fa la la la la la la la la!

So, since my last blog I've been horny as hell. But not even the devil could seduce me. That's right - I've been ready to jump on it, but there are no suitable trampolines available. That's a lie, there are. Alas, I'm a good girl (I'm being very picky).

Let's start with Mexicio Guy. I used to work abroad in America with lots of other Americans. And in particular, Mexico Guy (one of the Americans). We always got on and I liked him, but I was in a relationship and I was being a good girl.

After 4 years we had exchanged brief messages on Facebook, but not much else. We chatted the other day and I decided to invite him to Cancun with me. It was a throw away comment but he has accepted. We've been chatting non-stop since through WhatsApp and Skype. He keeps saying extremely romantic things to me, and in Spanish too (his family are from South America). So I've been giggling like a school girl.

The issue is that he really likes me after 5 days. He's even planning the wedding. And if you think I'm joking, I'm not. I was sending him the link to the hotel I want to stay at in Cancun and he sent me a picture of the hotel's wedding brochure.

Pros -
  • Has a very good job.
  • If we do get together, I could move to the US.
  • He's very romantic.
  • He's bi-lingual and I love that!
  • We have a connection through where we used to work.

Cons -
  • He lives 4,326.1 miles away (yes, I've looked).
  • We're going on our first date in 204 days.
  • Our next date would probably be 204 days after that.
  • He seems to really like me after a short amount of time and I'm not quite sure how to take that.

So, my holiday romance in Cancun is sorted out! At least we have a stunning setting. I'll be happy as long as this doesn't happen:



There's Hull Guy who is from Hull. We've been talking for a couple of days and he seems really into me too. I don't know what I'm giving out at the moment, but I wish it would stop.

Hull Guy is sweet. He has his own business, is writing a book, and has beautiful green eyes. We spoke quite a lot last night. He wants to come down to where I live (about 2/3 hour drive) tonight. But that leads me on to...

Academic Guy! That sounds like he has special powers. Yes, let me introduce you to Academic Guy!
He lectures at a pretty good university, but in a boring subject. This is really bothering me. It's in Economics. Now, I don't like to judge people but I appreciate humanities rather than numbers. Numbers are boring. Yawn. So, I'm currently getting ready for date numero uno with Academic Guy. I've already pushed it back 40 minutes so I can write this post for you. And as apprehensive as I am, we're going to a really nice pub and I'm going to order their amazing bangers and mash. Ooh, I do love a good sausage!


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